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Proviso Probe

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

KLEPT, who looks out for whom in Bellwood schools [D88]

West Proviso Herald (John Huston) has an article that connects the back-stratching between Stone Park Trustee Joe Burdi, Stone Park Mayor Beniamino Mazzulla, Mazzulla's wife Gabriella, Stone Park Clerk Maria Castrejon, District 88 Board Member and Proviso West coach Tommie Miller, District 88 attorney and District 209 board president Emanuel Christopher Welch & Democratic Committeeman Eugene Moore.

Superintendent Willie Mack said the following of firing James K. Graham, Sr, the former director of facilities post.
[Mack] also said Graham was not given due process.

If Generoso Trombetta figured out how to turn a political firing into over $1 million, I expect Graham will get (has gotten?) an attorney that will put Mack's words to use against the District 88 board.

If the District 88 board is relying on legal advice from Emanuel Christopher Welch--who is currently licensed to practice law in Illinois--they might want to consider his track record at District 209. In addition to Trombetta, haven't a number of former D209 employees sued for wrongful termination? In how many of these suits has District 209 prevailed? If Welch is consistently on the losing side of these suits, is it good judgment to take his advice on these type of issues?


  • No posting as "anonymous"; pick a pseudonym.

    By Blogger Carl Nyberg, at 1:52 PM, December 15, 2005  

  • After all the times you have thwarted me....after all the times my plans for world domination were foiled by your meddlesome interference...After all the countless times you escaped at the very last moment,finally,I,Chris" Gorzo the Mighty" Welch have defeated you,the crash comets, of Nyberg,Yarbrough,Manzo, Bryant, Flowers , Redmond , Lane and Pasqualli!
    How Long I have awaited this glorious triumph! I,The Emperor of the Universe has secured his domination on this day,March 21,2006!And now that my long struggle is over,how about a little ...amusment?
    With a clap of my jewel bednecked hands,I summon the scantily clad dancing girls of my Pan-Galactic Slave - Harem.
    I have destroyed your accursed vessels, the Star of Freedom 1 & 2(Proviso Probe and Arnie Bryant Show), and melted it into slag, from which the galaxy's greatest artisans have forged a grand, towering statue ...of me! A statue even larger and grander than the one you toppled,pinning me under its plinth,the day you nearly destroyed my Throne Room!The Statue stands here in the Grand Ballroom of my Great Celestial Palace, otherwise called by you commoners as the Math and Science Academy!
    I have captured the traitorous Princess Karen Sultrania and her rebel armies and allies from the spaceship Gallant(Maywood and Bellwood) and immoblized them in geo-stationary orbit above my palace. At the merest touch of a button,I can activate the Astro-Detonator and delight my monkeys and stooges assembled here with fireworks displays the likes of which have never been seen in the new land of the Gorzonian Welch-Moore Empire!
    Princess Karen may be a sista, but that will not stop me from turning her and her fellow comet lovers into space dust! Even now, helplessly strapped into titanium space manacles, my minions will witness all I say and Do on the Projecto Screen of the spaceship Gallant(otherwise called Maywood and Bellwood). Hello my fair Princess. How does it feel to lay your eyes once again on your own...DOOM?
    HA HA HA HA!
    See how I have seized your puny Earth Friends,your scientist helpers Manzo and Bryant and there side kick Buddy Nyberg? They too shall be forced to look on as I gorge ectasy at your failure and destroy your planet! Even now ,I can see they long for me to discharge the Fang-Creatures of Carnivoron into there glasswalled prison,thus releasing them from the agony of watching my victory..but no! First they will watch you writhe in defeat!And that is not all, you rebels!I have captured Prince Manzo and will destroy his legacy once and for all!I also have under custody Pasqualli the Reptillion, the walking-lizard spy who betrayed me by joining with you Princess Karen!Also I captured Arnie Bryant , a real Black Man and leader of the Valkyrie War Jet Platoon! My Robo-Leginionnerre's are picking up Dorothy Lane,Lucille Redmond,Charlie Flowers,Wicks, and Possibly some rebels still out there fighting for FREEDOM from ME and GENE!Boy Nyberg was found by my troops and we are torturing him with corrupting ideas and letting him hear my speeches on cd all day!
    And now with the merest wave of my
    hypno-Sceptor..watch me...wait before I destroy you ... I want all you traitors to dance for me!
    How Glorious ! At last,with trumpet fanfare from my Jazz orchestra, I Chris"Gorzo the Mighty,Emperor of the Univers, and Gene Moore's lackey,order that these rebels be destroyed!
    All of a sudden a big bang goes out and a shout by Chris Gorzo the Empire goes out, "NO"!
    Bryant,Manzo and Nyberg have activated a hidden radio signal! Bryant's Rocket squad is bursting free and shrinking my legionnere's piece to piece,Manzo swings his space lasars , smashing the controls of my torturous devices!Nyberg publishes the truth! Andf Princess Karen gives me, Chris Gorzo the Might,Emperor of the Universe a beating that only a black woman can give to a black punk like me!
    Aiyee! The spaceship Freedom 172, with Princess Karen at the helm,with Manzo and his troops, with Bryant,Nyberg,Pasqualli,Flowers and Redmond and Lane, are dive bombing the Great Celestial Palace(Math and Science Academy)!Crowds running everywhere! Kaff! I'm choking!Kaff,Kaff! Throough my fingers once again! CUESE YOU,CURSE YOU!
    Princess Karen and her allies finally destroyed Gorzo the Mighty and his raggedy troops, and they werte never seen again, and Proviso blossomed after that battle and now every March 21 is a school hoiday in Proviso!
    THE END !

    By Anonymous Gorzo the Mighty,Emperor of the Universe, at 3:26 PM, December 15, 2005  

  • This has got to be by far the funniest and most entertaining reading about Welch. The Everybody Hate Chris Organization loved it. Will there be a sequel to the Gorzo "the Bald Headed Pimp" Welch? Will Welch grow hair that will make him powerful? Will he begin to tell the truth to save his soul? I will be tuning in to read what happens to Gorzo "the Balded Headed Monkey, Dog".

    Please send this to Beesey to publish in the Herald.

    By Blogger Everybody-Hates-Chris, at 8:02 PM, December 15, 2005  

  • I suspect the Adventures of Gorzo is the kind of thing you can't get from Pioneer Press and Suburban Life. Probably not even from Arnie Bryant's show.

    But Proviso Probe allows more leeway in public participation.

    By Blogger Carl Nyberg, at 8:46 PM, December 15, 2005  

  • Well then. I don't know all that much about the sacred writings and ancient tablets of gorzo, (or at least i didn't until today...and not really sure i am any closer to the serenity one seeks with this knowledge) but I did see my 1st WELCH for state rep sign today in the window of a currency exchange in Westchester on Mainnheim Road. How befitting...a currency exhange! I can't wait til this one gets underway.

    P.S. Sorry this has nothing to do with the topic but I couldn't find anyplace else to put this.

    By Blogger watching & waiting, at 11:24 PM, December 15, 2005  

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